Thursday, July 21, 2005

Alright awready!

I hate to make the fans of my one-off template feel aggrieved, but it apparently didn't go down well with a touch too many people.
Maybe I'll find another crosseyed-blitheringly kickass template one day and put it up....time shall tell. (I practise thespian speeches on the John these days!)

Alright, for the benefit of all confused women who seem to find it hard to comprehend men and their 'silly' love-based priorities, here's a ready-reckoner that should hopefully wrap up all the deliberations:

1. 'She' should be hawt. [This encapsulates all closely-knit aesthetic terms such as hot, beautiful, pretty, cute, well-endowed, well-dressed, well-heeled (one of our many fetishes) among others.]

2. 'She' should be approximately as smart as he is, but essentially less smart.

Other cutesies like:
"Being exactly as tall as to put her head on his shoulder so that he can feel the sweet aroma of her hair"
"Being there to help him finish that 'death by chocolate' by sharing it"
are all perfectly welcome incentives too!

Thats all...no, really...its THAT simple!
Ok, so this is not the most elitist thesis on what-men-want ever....but its roughly based on this. Back me up, men!

14 Comments:

Blogger J said...

Look at u!
u giving more bhaav to ur non-fans now :(
Bring that temp back man!

I'm jus thinking... wots better death by choc or beer :-?

4:51 pm, July 21, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He he he manu... Someday I should talk about the finer aspects of life... ;-)

7:19 pm, July 21, 2005  
Blogger The Abyss said...

You make it sound so beautiful when actually all you wanna say is "she" has to be hot, short, stupid(er) and, be able to eat chocolate without really digesting anything (which otherwise would be the death of "hot").

Sahi hai!

7:35 pm, July 21, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

abt the well-heeled bit...yes!
YES!
you are so right. ;-)

Non-Sensei

9:27 pm, July 21, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thank you for making it just that little bit harder.
what, with my worn darling acg's and my 5 ft 8. bah.
also heh.. my extra smart head.

11:03 pm, July 21, 2005  
Blogger dewdrop said...

LOL...totally second the abyss...

1:06 am, July 22, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

* She should not watch any K soap
* She should not cry while watching any movie..
* When she goes shopping and spends 3hrs in a mall/shop she should but atleast something to justify the time spent...

And dude ..was it absolutely essential to mention Death by chocolate.... Now i will have to rush to the TGIF waala corner house as soon as it opens....

Prateek
http://prematurearticulation.com

4:44 am, July 22, 2005  
Blogger Unknown said...

hmm... is that all????

9:43 am, July 22, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She should not distract me with sex when I am bloody watching football. She must understand my priorities :)
Hmphhhh...

11:17 am, July 22, 2005  
Blogger Manu said...

@j: like i said, i'll look for a better temp...ooh and beer wins hands down..:)

@ac: finer aspects of life, eh? yes,we cud go to that United Lodge Of Theosophists close to ur home sometime!

@abyss: lmFao...now this is the 'beautiful' version right here! lol!

@NS: whoa, u too?! hail the brethren!

7:02 pm, July 22, 2005  
Blogger Manu said...

@sita: aaw thats ok, pretty feet...;)
umm...and extra-smart head? ummm. if u say so...:P

@dewdrop: so do i actually!

@prateek: valuable additions dude...all very vital! TGIF? lemme shut up...that place always manages to empty my pockets!

@srini: any furthur insight is welcome!

@TP: MAN ALIIIIVVVVVEEEEEE! interesting signings for Chelsea this time arn it seems?

7:14 pm, July 22, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and uhm. just to make life simpler, (this is regarding your wishlist.)
god of small things is not worth it.
just not worth it.

11:55 pm, July 23, 2005  
Blogger Srikar said...

wouln't that be iscrimination?? For more get yourself 'men are from mars an women from venus', you'll soon realise that suicie is a better option...

10:00 am, July 24, 2005  
Blogger Manu said...

@finch: hehe...theng yo

@sita: its not? well theng yo too!

@srikar: isn't it like a Public Relations kind of a book? Suicide is always a better option anyway!

4:44 pm, July 24, 2005  

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