Alright awready!

I hate to make the fans of my one-off template feel aggrieved, but it apparently didn't go down well with a touch too many people.
Maybe I'll find another crosseyed-blitheringly kickass template one day and put it up....time shall tell. (I practise thespian speeches on the John these days!)

Alright, for the benefit of all confused women who seem to find it hard to comprehend men and their 'silly' love-based priorities, here's a ready-reckoner that should hopefully wrap up all the deliberations:

1. 'She' should be hawt. [This encapsulates all closely-knit aesthetic terms such as hot, beautiful, pretty, cute, well-endowed, well-dressed, well-heeled (one of our many fetishes) among others.]

2. 'She' should be approximately as smart as he is, but essentially less smart.

Other cutesies like:
"Being exactly as tall as to put her head on his shoulder so that he can feel the sweet aroma of her hair"
"Being there to help him finish that 'death by chocolate' by sharing it"
are all perfectly welcome incentives too!

Thats all...no, really...its THAT simple!
Ok, so this is not the most elitist thesis on what-men-want ever....but its roughly based on this. Back me up, men!