Live 'n' Technofried

There was this article in a newspaper on Technology Day that talked about the level to which machines have enslaved us. There was a whole column anatomizing the various instances where the gizmos proved a bit too smart for the users' comfort, the DPS disaster and the Hilton hedonics being the most vivid.

This friend of mine just bought this ridiculously small cellphone enabled with bluetooth, IR, VGA camera and WMP 10. In the midst of larking about how amazingly zapped our generation is, I didn't notice this bastard mag-taping me eating a mango.
There's something about a ripe, sweet-looking mango.....you are manically fixated about how devouring it messily makes it a hell of a lot tastier!

Anyway, I'm depressed to say that an absurdly clear video of my mad mango feast is circulating in college right now.
Lets just say I'm aware of exactly how scarring such voyeuristic escapades can actually be.
Dammitbitch!