It is painful sometimes how the semi-literate older generation use the word 'foreign'. You can almost invariably tell they mean USA when they say 'foreign'.
Bob and me have resolved to be silently rebellious about this and speak of 'foreign' as Westman Islands from now on. We either have major issues with the US or with just getting old.

Still on the whole 'western' affair, you know you are in fabulous company if you look at the West Indies scorecard and say something to the effect of them being the Kings Of Collapso rather than Kings Of Calypso and have your friends rolling in laughter about it.


Damn, I might just have a drinking problem.