Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Thy Wisdumb Come

1. The word 'paradox' got coined by shrewd American caddies whose masters played golf at competitive levels.

2. Preferring to travel by bus instead of an auto is perfectly normal, especially if you have particular distaste for tacky Hindi songs that the auto-driver plays on his "set".

3. There are very few things more irritating than having to wait at the barber shop when the only available reading material is the TV guide for August 1999.

4. Among the few things that are more irritating, is calling a girl after a long time only to have her give you an indepth analysis of the possible effects of PMS. (eeiw..all I asked was 'how you feelin')

5. 'Maakikirkiri' is the coolest sounding expletive to have ever been contrived.

6. Naming a book "Book" is the cleverest thought no author has ever stumbled upon.

7. Ramya Krishna still has one of the best posteriors in the business. Period.....-->bah!

8 Comments:

Blogger Sita said...

2. "Unkal, gaana nakko.." I'm sure it's the unkal that gets to them.

3. Try waiting at the dentist's with the only magazines available have been the only ones in the office right from the time you got your braces.

5. The way you say it is so damn funny, it isn't an expletive!!! (hehe, I love doing this to your brilliant hindi accent.)

6. I'm sure Doug Adams would've thought of it somewhere!! I mean, its just so brilliant, it couldn't have been not-thought-of.

7. With thighs like hers..

11:32 pm, April 12, 2005  
Blogger Manu said...

@sita:
2. notice how 'unkal' can be highly potent when used just on its own. For instance, when the autodriver puts on "ruk ruk ruk"...i just go 'unkaal' in this very southern drawl.works like a charm!

3. i have awesome teeth...lol !

5. i'm improving yaa....no,really..i've perfected that shotgun catchphrase- 'khaamosh!'...i know its just one word..but still..

6. no trust me...not even the revered Mr.Adams has thought of it...yay!!

7. dammit..is there no room for well-endowed wimmen these days??

10:38 am, April 14, 2005  
Blogger Manu said...

@SF: exams on? the "buahahahaha" is actually mine yaw!!
just so u know, i am NOT pmsing. 80% is still fuckin awesome btw

6:47 pm, April 15, 2005  
Blogger The Abyss said...

5. I totally agree..although typing it can be a bitch!

Hey I came across your blog...it's awesome..

10:11 pm, April 17, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. I cannot think of anything to say
2.And what do you say when your office cab driver plays some kannda tracks...and that too some devotional music kinda stuff..all the songs sound the same to me.
3.Ever tried sitting through oneof ekta kapoor soaps??
4.That when you realise its not spelt as hermoans.... its hormones..
5.How come i dont know this one??I am dissapointed with myself
6.I dont believe this
7.I object my lord.... At least i now know ramyas full name...
Prateek
http://prematurearticulation.com

1:52 pm, April 18, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have been linked....
Prateek
http://prematurearticulation.com

10:17 pm, April 18, 2005  
Blogger Manu said...

@abyss: hehe...no its fun to type too..magical word!
thx for the kind comment too...umm it wasnt YOU that i spoke on the fone with, was it? **refer to ur apr 12th post** :P

@prateek:
1. i think this is real clever...;)
2. my pity be with u!
3. no sir,thank u!
4. lmFao...good one!
5. its apparently a hyd catch-on...know any blr ones?
6. ooh but its true!
7. objection disdainfully overruled...she's hawt!

11:13 pm, April 18, 2005  
Blogger The Abyss said...

Hey you mean my april 12th post or April 13th post?? Considering that I don't even remember what I walk into the bathroom for..it's quite possible that I spoke to you! But then again..I am in the US! Heh!

Can I link you?

8:42 pm, April 21, 2005  

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