Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Mayday, mayday...Houston,we have a negative on the sex of that bike....
Several conversations over the past couple of days have hammered my cognitive synapses about being straight....which have hence triggered the decision to get Blackmore a sex-change operation. One of the conversations instrumental was:

Me: He's just an amazing blend of being smooth as silk and raw as an animal Blackmore...love the feel!

A: duuuuude...eeeeiw!

On hindsight....eeeeeiw!

Kalchalvi, Jagadamba and Veerbhadreswari were potential contenders...but Bitch seemed to have an edge. Pardon my naive'te here...and be kind enough to lend advice on the names!

7 Comments:

Blogger Sita said...

*Contemplates Veerabhadreshwari*

Sounds all powerful and stuff..

You could say- pyar se veeru bulataa hun:D So much for advice..

6:47 pm, February 16, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you, Lord, for showing him the light.*phew*
Amen.
I vote 'Stella'.
Then u can make like Marlon Brando in 'Streetcar Named Desire'.
"Stelllaaaaaa!!"

Non-Sensei

10:19 am, February 17, 2005  
Blogger Manu said...

@sita: bwahahahaha.....rotfl...that cracked me up like no other since a long time...veeru inturn provides that thrill typically associated with gender anomaly too!

@NS: see i told u i respect ur opinions immensely..;)
but sadly not on Stella though..she was Charlotte the harlot's accomplice on that Iron Maiden number...:(
i was thinkin Angie...pleasant name..besides,the one song that got me fairly hooked on to Rolling Stones...

10:52 am, February 17, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rock, guitars, nymphs, usual suspects, Kishore da, bikes with names. Think I'm in the right place. I'll make myself comfortable thankee. Lets drown some beer :)

My bike is Vikram. Which makes me the ghost rider 'Baital'. Kinda catchy, but the downside is that the bike has tried to make it real many times. So choose a name wisely, my friend. It can suffer from psychological trauma of having a cheezy name... :)

1:10 pm, February 17, 2005  
Blogger Manu said...

@TP: lol@baital...i c u haven't had NS advise u...turns out its damn vital to choose a babe for a bike macha...really is! and welcomings to me blog...u start by gettin urself linked!

7:20 pm, February 17, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, its all about how u associate it no? Now, the Brando line has class written all over it. Especially if U say it the Italiano way...
Anyway, Stella was just off the top of me head, ad hoc type. Not my best either... ;-)
Angie's not too bad...:-)
I refuse to name TP's bike because he treated that wonderful machine so badly...bitch! It used to actually physically hurt everytime I saw it... :-D
And TP saar, isnt Vikram the Ghost Rider? U have to name the BIKE Baital...pyaar se hum usko 'Bai' bulaate hain..

Non-Sensei

10:30 am, February 18, 2005  
Blogger Manu said...

@NS: true true...Marlon's all class..oh Caroline (from the show Caroline in the city) did a really nice impression of 'Stellaaaaa' too!
I donno abt Baital being the ghostrider...but he seems more like the ghast-rider..as in rider of the ghastly-treated,eh TP?

12:16 pm, February 18, 2005  

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