MARX-ist humour!

Groucho: "Do you like gardinia's?"
Woman: "Why Yes I Adore Them. How did you know?"
Groucho: "I didn't...so I got you a forget-me-not instead."
-A Day At The Races

Rufus T. Firefly :"My father was a little Headstrong, my mother was a little Armstong.

The Headstrongs married the Armstrongs and thats why donkeys were born."

-Duck Soup

Chico: "The garbage man is here."

Groucho: "Well, tell him we don't want any."

-Horse Feathers



Groucho: "You will have to sign this sanity clause."

Chico: "You can't a fool me, there ain't no sanity clause"

 -A Night At The Opera